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After sitting under the care of the elder, I am finally pickled.

2018-05-04 20:25:30 58 ℃

Prince Kate had appeared before the masses seven hours after giving birth. Many small friends wondered why Yao Wang was out of the house. Why did she not confine her knees?

AI took everyone's attention to the issue of confinement that needs attention, and hopes to help you recognize some of the "junior taboos" mistakes. See this article for details.

In the background, I received various tough experiences of the confinement of my friends, which can be described as shattering. The rules and regulations of the elders are really full of imagination!

[WARNING]

The following sections are extremely tragic and may cause despair in life and the fear of the next generation. Please read with caution. During the reading, please keep sympathy with the “victim” and do not laugh at it loudly.

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First of all, the most talked about

Confinement will not allow you to bathe!

The most difficult expression is this:

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No bathing for one month

Finally letting take a bath, use water that has been washed by others and scratch His bloody.

Qiao Hyun: Don't bathe in a month. Month The first time I cooked the soup (that is, the bath water that was washed by others), and then because I didn't take a shower for a long time, I was too awkward, plus wondered water was less Clean , resulting in itchy skin all over the body, seeing a number of hospitals are useless, fidgeting his bloody days,has been getting better over half a year.

Keke, cooked soup...

Ancient broth, 100-year-old halogen?

Then, looking back, there's a knife-infected infection:

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61: A friend close to you Cave no caesarean section Resultsedge infection, which was basically in the hospital during the month,The most ridiculous is her Mom or nurse.

Auntie: After she was discharged from hospital at the end of June, her mother-in-law did not want to wash her and she wanted to put my stinky stuff into the quilt!! Fortunately, my mother and mother took the time to cut me long hair and showered me. Thanks for the strength of the mother.

Lee CC: When I went to take a shower and Mom cried to die, I couldn't secretly take a bath. Then I learned my mother this way, and forced me to die. It was really hysterical to say that I would die without bathing me. I was forced to take a shower with two buckets of washed wormwood water on day 15.

Forcing to death? !

Greeting this Warrior!

However, the Warriors,

How is it that you take a bath with a leafworm?

Auntie: After she was discharged from hospital at the end of June, her mother-in-law did not want to wash her and I wanted to put my stinky stuff into the quilt!! Fortunately, my mother and mother took the time to cut me long hair and showered me. Thanks for the strength of the mother.

Astride_ho: As soon as the second child finishes her month, my mother has been persuading me not to take a shower. My God, the daily sweat and oil secretion, is this in the salted salted fish ?

Confinement is not allowed to take a shower. All kinds of tricks, all kinds of magic formula!

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The most bitter expression is this:

Flo: Drinking cord blood is for milk, baby head Three days only drink waterWorried about breast milk is not good, not allowed to eat salt to prevent baby eczema, not allowed to use air-conditioning fan afraid I am old arthritis, not allowed to buy diapers baby not eczema, just refute the sentence, immediately Toss out a word, I am all for you. If you do something, you are at your own risk.

Drinking blood... Want to be selected for the Chinese horror story?

Awkwardness: The confinement encounters an exotic mother-in-law, referring to a monthly book that does not know where to come, in a meal There was no meat at all. The father-in-law and the husband's eyes were green, the hungry former chest was affixed back and rolled up again. In a month, she added her husband. The cook and the blessing that took me stealing and slicing, lost 13 pounds..

Momixi Nan: My mother said that she sat on the moon and 15 eggs a day.

Auntie: My grandmother asked me to eat 10 eggs a day! ! ! At my strong request, it was reduced to about four.

Eat the egg champion:

One dayEating 15 eggs is not afraid.

Auntie: My grandmother asked me to eat 10 eggs a day! ! ! At my strong request, it was reduced to about four.

Sychang, 䃚: We are here to not to eat vegetables, and say that the baby pulls the blue stool (smile).

Hui Hui: Before the wife of a male colleague was born, he actually not let his wife eat vegetables >...Speak cold......

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In addition to eating and drinking, there are various magic stories that have not been heard.

The most amazing thing is this:

The two aunts are more correct because of the rules of the dispute,

, and hit the ball.

beiang: In the downstairs garden, I heardthe two aunts are talking, A Auntie and B auntie argued, I said The rules for the confinement of your X-land are wrong. You should follow the rules of ABCDEFG just like our Y-land. A mother is not happy, saying that we are not the rules of the X place you nonsense ... The last two aunt hit .

I am a teacher of Minli Middle School: My mother won't let me stand and eat, and I will say that this will happen later. Can not live urine (???)

Sit and hold urine?

It's a sit-down time!

Strapped friends,

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Self-help methods look down!

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Besides the tragic style above, there are also secretly mimics who hid.

The small movements are mainly focused on:

Dream Lucy: They don't bathe, don't wash their hair, don't let fans blow Do not let air conditioners, mobile phones, TVs, fruit, socks, long-sleeved trousers, but I basically didn't listen. Someone came to pretend.

Tell me to be a teacher of Minli Middle School: My mother did not allow me to eat hot peppers.I would delay my dinner every day Time, they are at homeWhen I said I was hungry, I didn't want to eat. Family members went out and went to the kitchen to eat chili sauce and rice.

Baby brother: drink every meal Big Bowl Soup [Spending Hand] Then sneaked his head secretly and secretly adjusted the water temperature to 38 degrees, opened the air-conditioner to sleep at night, spoken the soup secretly to the teammates of the pigs, and the mother-in-law each It is fun to think and fight.

At night, I took a sneak peek and bought a set of toiletries in the room, sneaky brushing and shampooing until the full moon.

Fragrant smile: Listen, you can't take a shower for 30 days, and you can't wash your hair for 40 days. it is good. I aim at the rest of the rest of the afternoon, go to the bathroom, finish the shower, dry it with a hairdryer, and come out. No, I didn't wash it, haha.

Are you able to call it? When you are discharged from the hospital, the doctor clearly says that you can go home to shower. Your own mother will not let you say that you are old and you will get sick. You can only take a bath. After the end of the month, my mother said that you can take a shower in the evening. I have to install happy, so I don't know anything about it.

AI Here, it's not easy for all the concubines' mothers to find out

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