The connotation of this piece: to marry the poor ravine, even the most simple phrases nobody knows!2017-08-13 00:51:33 99 ℃
This strong taste even meow was shocked.
Love - Chi Z, you and me from the start
I invented a perpetual motion machine
Suddenly want to sing, the chrysanthemum, Montreal hurt, my smile has been:
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The 1. wife of the husband said: "children's day, people want to gift!" Said head, touch the husband wife: "good, you have grown up, not so childish holiday, you know?" Sensible wife nodded: "well, you know, tonight, I also learned a brave person to sleep......"
2. today to go to the dentist, I see the dentist to find female doctor is very nice, I thought: now the girls love money, must find the opportunity to show my strength. The doctor asked: bad teeth, unplug? I pretended to be nervous and asked: if I drive a Bentley extraction effect?....... Doctor: No, is the time of bragging leakage. ......
3. the recent epidemic of such a case, if you love a man, he will give birth to a daughter, let him at the age of 60, there are people around his neck with his baby, he does not listen to criticism, he bought warm shoes, to help him buy wine, cigarettes... If you hate a man, he will give birth to a son, let the son at the age of 60 he beat the table, broke the cup, he to the house, to the car, for the money... If hate is too deep, it gave birth to two sons!
4. a widow in front of a lot of wood, not attractive, is looking for Wang Guanggun Wang Guanggun: "don't borrow this, your poor even without fire, don't cheat me. "The widow sighed:" marry to this poor ravine, even the most simple phrases nobody knows. "
5. today the Internet to see someone says fried watermelon is very delicious fried watermelon are not, as I expect chowhound slow heart tried fried watermelon. Good, very good.. Well do not say so many people are out of the way I'm going to hospital gastric lavage!
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