Physical education teacher cried, said: your English teacher to the sports class on the car hit me! Run can not run away

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Physical education teacher cried, said: your English teacher to the sports class on the car hit me! Run can not run away

2016-07-22 03:53:58 188 ℃

Summer beach, Yourenruzhi, a little girl and his grandfather is in the crowd of people. See around the young female tourists are wearing a mini skirt. Granddaughter asked curiously: "Grandpa, the teacher said the mini skirt, can affect health, this is true? So why are all the young women wearing them? Grandpa: No, you see, sitting there wearing a mini skirt of the young lady, she was a change of posture, I am a high blood pressure on the high."Today, sitting on a pirate ship, the first time to estimate the girl sitting in front of. All eyes scream!

I shouted at the top of the office, the boss, the bumper is broken! The bumper is broken!

The girl's eyes to see one eye, then gave a direct voice tears hurricane! Hey mom, I'm not too much?

A cat living down, can't afford to raise four kids, my anything, had to open the Stella Tuberose bar zuosi. One day a male rat named to the cat to eat. Mother cat you die refused to introduce. This can annoy the male mouse. I saw the male ferocious said: "you still pack what pure, had chased Lao Tze chase frazzle, now send the door also pretend to be serious!"

One day...

English teacher: sports teacher has something, this class is English!!

The students are very unhappy with the English book.

The second day...

English teacher: sports teacher and something, this lesson or I come on!

A funny B students asked the sports teacher is not missing?

Don't ask don't ask!

The third day: I saw a physical education teacher in the hospital, his legs wrapped around the bandage.

Physical education teacher cried, said: your English teacher to the sports class on the car hit me! Run can not run away......

Wang met friend Zhang, Zhang asked: you last month to treat amnesia, the effect how? Lao Wang said: great, memory method where doctors taught me the most advanced, my memory is much better than before. Xiao Zhang said: where is the hospital? Pharaoh turned and asked his wife: the hospital where?

The unit has a leader is always very strict, serious in speech and manner, I can communicate with him terrible.

Morning to meet him in the toilet, I just want to go out of his Jihuohuo is a large, close the door.

And then silence for a few seconds, the leader called me to ask me to go before I said no, he said my office wardrobe with a pair of pants you give me to come over.....

Not to say, it's really cold outside today, and the wind is blowing...

Geography teacher in class to talk about the customs and habits of Japanese, "who knows what the Japanese like to eat?"

Xiao Ming, "teacher, I know."

Teacher, "little red, you answer it. "

Xiao Ming stood up and said, "Sir, I do know that I see it every day".

The teacher, "then you answer it"

Xiao Ming, "they all like to eat mosaic."

The teacher "you get out of them."

Yesterday the bus, brush card, because a lot of people, in a card reader stood with the headset to listen to music.

After a long time I feel everyone is looking at me, the driver to see my eyes are not the same, I feel strange, but also not how to care.

And after a while, may is the driver feel sorry, to me said: brother, don't swipe, then brush your card does not have the money.

By, how do you say that the teacher did not say!

A: to play a song, someone in the 5 million.

B:< to >?

A: think about it again.

Congratulation B:< >?

A: or not, is < but it is not your >..

These days feel uncomfortable, medication does not work, my mother let me go to see a doctor of traditional Chinese medicine. See the doctor in frowning, I was a little nervous I asked the doctor, "how did the pulse?"

The doctor looked at me: to be honest, you look very ugly.

I...........

Mid-term exam followers and the teacher announced the results, he will be more than 90 papers raised above his head announced, 80 points or more papers put in chest announced that more than 70 papers put announced on the table, and more than 60 papers put announced on the ground. Xiao Ming asked the teacher: my papers? The teacher said: in your paper to the back of the classroom pit to look for.

Mid-term exam followers and the teacher announced the results, he will be more than 90 papers raised above his head announced, 80 points or more papers put in chest announced that more than 70 papers put announced on the table, and more than 60 papers put announced on the ground. Xiao Ming asked the teacher: my papers? The teacher said: in your paper to the back of the classroom pit to look for.

Chatting with several female colleagues, it was said that I am not a man. I immediately fire said: who said not! Believe it or not, I'll show it to you... The women laughed.. One said: you have the ability to dig it! It is too irritating!! I put my ID card in front of them... It's always the letter!

A student to see a doctor, the doctor said after the examination: all right, a shot will be good. The nurse rubbed the cotton on his arm repeatedly for several times. The students are anxious to ask: I am not very serious ah! Nurse: No, you should take a bath...

A sister paper is very rich. One night, she and a small group of tenderness... The guy kissed her and said, "you have so much money...

Sister paper: Yes ah! I'm worth 5 million..

Guy: can I marry you?

Sister paper: impossible!

Guy: I think it will be the answer!

Sister paper: then why do you ask?

Boy: I just want to experience what is like to lose 5 million...

In the countryside I saw this incomparable music scene. Where a group of people chat. There is a young man and an old woman sitting relatively close. The young man kept chewing gum, sometimes he turned to look at the old lady. But the old lady's ears are not required to take back, shoulder to speak, plus with gestures to understand. After a while, the old lady will not sink. He said to the young man, "please don't talk to me. My ears are not listening. You say what a Jin, mouth kept moving, but I did not hear a word. You just keep talking, don't you think this is very boring? ,,

There is a butcher selling the mother of pork, said to his son: "do not tell the customer that this is the mother of pork." A little later came to a customer who bought meat, the son said: "my house is not the mother of meat." Customers do not buy a listen to go. Hawker cursed son. Then a customer see meat skin is too thick to say: your meat is not the mother of pork?" Son to the vendor, said: "this is what I said?"

The priest asked: if you are lying in a coffin, what do you want people to say to you?

One said: I hope that I was homely man.

Another said: I want to say that I am hardworking and kind.

The third said, "I want to hear," he seems to be moving!"