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Humorous joke stool when the meal, urine when the dish

2016-07-22 04:01:02 208 ℃

To work in a company, because relatively far away from home,

Want to save some money, so he asked his wife to send him a meal.

When a wife sent to live not to work,

So his wife wrote a note next to the lunch: stool when the meal, urine when the dish.

A few days before the unit dinner, Jack to a bottle of Sprite,

Give everyone a lap, when it was time to empty the bottle.

Then Jack Bauer shook Sprite bottle to the waiter said: "there is this?"

The waiter Pidianpidian ran over, took the bottle carefully checked,

A face said sincerely: "no."

In the summer, a giraffe meets a rabbit,

She was proud to show off her neck:

"Ah, little rabbit, do you know how good it is to have a long neck?

Do you know the highest leaves is how delicious?......

Do you know that the water in the summer drink cold water slowly through the neck of the cool it?...... Oh......"

The rabbit looked at her and said, "have you ever tried to spit it out?"

A lady walks past a hotel,

The parrot at the door of the restaurant said to her, "you are so ugly!"

Lady is very angry to leave. On the second day, the lady once again passed by the hotel,

The parrot said, "you are so ugly!"

Ms. unbearable told hotel boss, boss of the parrot could beat the storm!

On the third day, the lady was proud to pass by the hotel,

The parrot said, "I don't say you know!"