Content: Mom, you want to eat me and then give you a balcony jelly in the urine!2017-12-28 18:25:56 712 ℃
warns you for the last time! I'll come again to freak out!
looked at what this is doing.
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1. funeral, woman standing in her grave and cry... Half a year ago, the Civil Affairs Bureau of the door, the woman:" finally a problem when I married, not said will love me for a lifetime? Why now want to divorce with me... "Man:" because I found together with you, I am not happy... "
2. home in the yard there is a tree, early in the morning every day in the tree magpie chirping. I stand under the tree tops muttered to: Magpie chirping, happy to come... Bother me to be lazy... I haven't finished, a bird shit hit me on the head and avoid leaning to either side...... I hurried to go to the basin to wash my face, who knew I was bending down, and the cell phone in my jacket pocket fell into the basin.
3. I just knew when I was pregnant, a bag of four bags of sanitary napkins bought in the supermarket was not open yet, and I sent my daughter-in-law. Then the daughter-in-law found her pregnant a week later and gave it to her cousin. As a result, the cousin found her pregnant that month, and wanted to give her cousin. My cousin heard of the origin of the sanitary napkin, and said, I am still a student! Not to throw the trash can.
4.6 year old nephew sent his father a Christmas gift, a piece of sesame ice knot, my brother ate a compliment: "Oh, my son is really good, but also put sugar!" My sister-in-law's jealousy said, "my son is a rare father, and I have not prepared a gift for me." Little nephew: "Mom, you want to eat me and give you a balcony jelly!"
5. saw a post on the Internet last night: my boyfriend drove me on a bicycle, and he was in charge. I sat on the bar and held the handlebar in the direction. I leave a message: ha ha, I and my boyfriend like to play like this, and a few times. The wine was less than a thousand cups. For one night, she gave me a photo of her boyfriend... Nima, the world is so small,
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