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I can't control the homework assignments, come help me.

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Things are like this

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Teaching the big dice to the primary school

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I only blame me for thinking too simple. Now, the thinking of primary school students to write homework is completely out of my ability to control, give you a feeling:

5 minus 3 is equal to a few?

My standard answer: 5-3=2, no problem

The answer of the big scorpion: 5-3=6, because

White Rabbit is going to Grandma’s home

I’m going to take the route closer.

My standard answer: Take line 1 because line 1 is a straight line. The straight line distance between the two points is closer.

The answer of the big scorpion: Take the line 2, because the line 2 is directly to the door, the line 1 goes to the roof, and it will be down again, too much trouble.

Goldfish, Chicken, duckling, white goose

Which one is different from the other three

My standard answer: Goldfish, because the other three All are birds

The answer to the big scorpion: Chicken, because the chicken can't swim, others will swim

Ask a few people in the picture

My standard answer: 4 people, 4 people of Tang Yi men and women

The answer of the big scorpion: 2 people, because Sun Wukong is a monkey, Pig Ba Jie is a pig...

Fill in the blanks and fill the "May 4th Sea"Complete

My Standard Answer: Five Seas and Four Seas

The Big Scorpion Answer: five eight forty

Fill in the correct content in parentheses

My standard answer: I am 15 less than 47, I am 32; I am more than 47, I am 62.

The answer of the big scorpion: Left: I am a butterfly; on the right, I am a bee.

Look at it Figure, 2+3=?

My standard answer: 2+3=5 ah

big scorpion The answer: 2+3=4, because there are only two empty seats left in the car, only a total of four people can be seated, and one person has to wait for the next bus.

Sedan, fire truck, Ambulance, train

Which car is different from the other three?

My standard answer: train, because the train is on the track, the other is on the road

The answer of the big scorpion: car, because of the car our home You can buy it, we can't buy other cars.

Watermelon, pear, duck, pineapple

Which one is different from the others?

My standard answer: ducks, others are fruits, only ducks are animals

The answer to the big scorpion: watermelon, because watermelon is green, the other three are yellow

Reading questions

Please answer what Li Lei has?

My standard answer: Li Lei has 34 rock sugar, 165 marshmallows, 36 sticks lollipop.

The answer to the big scorpion: Li Lei has diabetes

My mind is big The scorpion is gradually taking advantage of it...

Additional questions: The following question, where is the error?

Do not do I don't do it, I will continue to do it. I am afraid that I will lose myself.

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