Happy moment joke: suddenly there was heavy snow outside this morning, and my colleagues were late for work.2019-01-02 09:04:03 33 ℃
1. Going shopping with my mother, I met a pair of men and women and asked for money. I took a few dollars and handed it to the man. The man turned to the woman: wife, give! Seeing that they are far away, I laughed: Lian Yi is also afraid of his wife... Mother sighed: You are so jokes, he has a wife... I laughed: Mom, look at this posture, he should have a wife before going I want to have a meal...
2. It was suddenly snowing outside this morning, and my colleagues were late for work. The manager said that today's special circumstances will not remember everyone being late. I said, "Great, I heard the weather forecast yesterday. I have snow in these three days. I didn't expect it to be true." The manager pointed at me and said, "You know that it is going to snow today, why not go out early?" You are late today!" I....
3. Today, riding a bicycle to carry his girlfriend out to play, The chain was given away halfway. I was repairing on the side of the road, and I was so embarrassed that a BMW stopped and the window shook down, sitting inside my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend. He stared at me disdainfully and smiled and asked my girlfriend: "Do you regret it now?" The girlfriend smiled and said faintly: "Your father gave it to you, we will have it in the future." I saw my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend face. I shouted at me; "Dad, you listen to your stepmother and talk more!"
4. I called my boyfriend and heard his angry voice across the street. "How many times have you said, don't call me at night, I play the game." Then I hang up. Through the glass window of KFC, Xiaoli saw the boyfriend who put down the mobile phone rubbing the table with force, leaving tears moved. The next day, Xiaoli changed to a rich boyfriend.
5. After the first heavy snow this winter, Xiaoxi was happy to go out with a shovel. After a while, I came back and said to me: Aunt, you have to thank me very much this time, I will help you clean the snow on the car! Aunt, guess what I saw after I shovel the snow? I am busy and curious to ask, see you? Xiao Yan: After shoveling off the snow, I found that your car is not painted in several places!
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