2009 Sand Sculpture University Roommate List, Laughing Abdominal Muscles

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2009 Sand Sculpture University Roommate List, Laughing Abdominal Muscles

2019-04-07 08:02:53 72 ℃




roommate sang her best song in order to wake me up, and I dared not sleep any more...

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roommate said: I heard that there were worms in the milk tea sold by the school, which was terrible. Unexpectedly, after drinking the worms, she said that she had finally drunk the worms in the milk tea. Then she said that she had drunk the worms in the happy hair circle

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So what is this lesson?

@Beautiful girl:

My sand sculpture roommates'tape incident

< p> urged me to return to my dormitory crazily at night. Turn sexual, begin to care about me. However, they urged me because they put tape on the dormitory doors, balconies and chairs. Before I returned to the dormitory, the Dormitory Supervisor went to check the room and put a face glue on the door. The following week, our dormitory was fined for sweeping the dormitory corridor

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My roommate mentioned the hot water bottle to the classroom. She forgot to put it in the boiling water room and laughed to death. I don't know how I came to the classroom with her. Haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

My roommate drew a ring for me after she was bored in class today. I often looked out of place with her because I didn't have enough sand sculptures.

My roommate got up in the morning, weighed, then went to the bathroom, and weighed again

after coming back, weighed again. Find a kilo long? Then she turned to us and asked us what she had just done in the sanitation??? Then I laughed with another roommate at

@Ningtang:

once when I was out of the dormitory for a little longer

my next-bed sister said she missed me a little, said she was not used to sleeping overhead (we slept head)

and then made me

pretend that I slept soundly

and then I was like that

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Abandoning too obscene words can also straighten me up

and then she found a belt on my bed

to show me how I was hanging... <<< <<<<<

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