Funny selection: hair this is because the two Gu cool behind, to attract me.

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Funny selection: hair this is because the two Gu cool behind, to attract me.

2016-07-21 01:39:44 230 ℃

1 heart to feel

2 you are a bird you are a bird! Did you make it?

3 your cat caught a cold

4 pure two ha

5 China ball into it!!

6 the following is a bit too much ah! Not go up to help others

7 did not turn, bad review!

8 as he is so witty, I was really the first time to see!!!

9.13 is over.

10 hair this is because behind the two Gu cool, attracted me.

One

Since talked about his girlfriend, I work more hard, my master said: "now, she is a curse". I said, "master, not a curse."!" "It's a curse."

Two

My girlfriend always kept eating, I looked at her more and more fat, helpless face. Girlfriend said: "how? Do you have an opinion?" I said, "no, I just want to see how you are."

Three

A: if you have no feet, you can wear shoes B: of course not a: then you also wear bra why

Four

What is the nouveau riche? Nouveau riche: "waiter, I want to buy a car," the waiter: "Sir, you are not just bought last week's car, but also to buy?" "Nouveau riche car ashtray full......"

Five

I asked his girlfriend: "as a school beauty, the first to chase your boys countless, how you will choose me?"" She: "your most short, do the breast......"