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Shake out those who make people laugh can not take care of themselves.

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The history teacher: Why are you doing?
I: I'm afraid I will tamper with history.<1Two3>
2

"Would you cut 8 or 12 for a whole pizza?"

"8, 12, I can't eat."<12Three>3
Ask yourself: "if you were someone else, and you are willing to own the object?"
"Do not dare to think, which have such a blessing."
Four
Liu Xing: my solemn promise!
Light rain: I don't believe!
Five
"If in ancient times, sister Yan values can hold up the brothel!"
"Are you saying you look like a pillar?"
Six
Describe your cup with a word?"
"With the father."
Seven
"I'm sorry, we may not be right."
"Fart! I all-match!"
Eight
"How do you go shopping alone?"
"Half a person shopping, I'm afraid to scare you!"
Nine
"Wang left in the middle of a small total of points."
"Small overall from the leg into a small gold."
Ten
What is the layer on the outside of the earth?"
"Hong fluttering tea."
Eleven
"What was the first 3D surround music that you have ever heard?"
"Diushou juan"12
"The pupil" broke up the street
Friends: please give more love Empty Nester 90.
Thirteen
"Received please reply"
"Complex"
Fourteen
"You young people, that is, the money is too heavy!"
"Put on the table do not take things pressure, the wind blew away how to do."
Fifteen
Waiter: "it's a pleasure to serve you."
Me: "it's too early for you."
Sixteen
Teacher: "imperialist aggression against us, enslave us, they will take us out of the sweet potato!......"
I said: "so, why do they want to divide our sweet potatoes?"
Seventeen
Jimmy Lin said: no longer crazy we are old.
Guo Degang said: you are not old TM I was crazy!
PS: Jimmy Lin and Guo Degang are the same age
Eighteen
"In the martial arts world, open an inn to need to pay attention to what?"
"The wall is stuck to the word: play to go out to play."
Nineteen
"Giraffe's head that two small pull is doing?"
"It's a deer, and the zoo's WiFi depends on him.
Twenty
"People say to eat soy fart more, I eat soy how light is the light?"
"Got lost."
Twenty-one
Energy-saving
Responsibility
Twenty-two

"Did you see Ding Ding, the guy in the Latin dance, was stretched out."<1Twenty-three>23
"Why don't you the sky, and the sun side by side?"
"Why don't you launch, and mouth to mouth?"
Twenty-four
"Why marriage is one knee?"
"It is good to his knees."
Twenty-five
"Who can't swim in the world?"
"Wife and mother."
Twenty-six
Sunshine combination of new songs, "I want to be your girlfriend"
User: I refuse
Twenty-seven
"A very good verse?"
"A lazy little shirt. "
Twenty-eight
"If you are hit by a car 10 meters away to get up and say what the most handsome?"
"Next car."
Twenty-nine
"I asked the fan I ugly? Then the electric fan shook the night's head, suddenly feeling much better. "
"Don't listen to the fans, it's all blowing.". "
Thirty
"What is the concept of the north to the South?"
"Wet and far away."
Thirty-one
"Perhaps you need to think more about the intentions of the question."
"He thought I was dead."
Thirty-two
"What would you most like to say to the mosquito if you understand it?"
"Suck my blood, but don't force me in my ear all day."
Thirty-three
Downstairs sell slippers aunt is really a glamorous woman.
"How much is a pair of slippers?"
"Twenty."
"Ten pieces for sale?"
"Okay, you're going to be left or right."
Thirty-four
"Mom, what am I?""
"Mother of the mentally retarded."
Thirty-five
"Why adults always picky children, not picky eaters?"
"Because they buy their own favorite."
Thirty-six
Friend sent a circle of friends: this ghost weather, hot into a dog.
I: finally, it is the original.
Thirty-seven
"Dude, look at my head"
"Like"
Thirty-eight
"Is a teacher to teach, you look at other people how to do so well?"
"Because it's not a parent."