Humorous joke: Mom's lucky money is also in his mother, the mother is too much!

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Humorous joke: Mom's lucky money is also in his mother, the mother is too much!

2021-11-26 00:04:11 10 ℃

Mom is also in the mother's hand, the mother is too much!

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Beauty perfectly avoids all ball bottles

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The paragrace has worked hard.

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Why do I run away?

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The choice of fitness is a bit uncomfortable, but the ass is bittened.

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To tell, do this weather still need the existence of a sprinkler?

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IKEA in my heart is the sofa

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Programmer escape channel

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Relationship between morning and alarms every morning

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Mathematics lessons of primary school students, teachers often use physical examples to explain them for students. Once, when I learned that I could not completely removed, the teacher's question was said: "There are 10 tomatoes now, and they will give them an average of 7 people. What is it?" At this time, a boy stood up and replied: " Make the tomato into ketchup and then divided. "

Sleeping by his wife to the sofa, I found a hundred dollars under the sofa mat, all of the depressed clouds wooked, planning how this huge sum is spending. The next morning, my wife said to me: I am happy to have a happy time, take the money.

My girlfriend is a confused, and there is time to seal school when I am high school. One day I took her to crawl and went out to eat. She took her to the wall, she rode on the wall and cryed. Dare to jump. At this time, I found that there was a security guard in the distance, so I shouted to run, I saw my girlfriend with a crying chamber, shouted: "Drive!"

An American travels to France and shaves in a local haircut shop. Americans said to French clerks: "France is backward than the United States. Many industries in France are still together, but have already been separated in the United States." The clerk painted in Americans, and pulled Americans Chair, said: "Mr., the division of industry in France is also clear, we are only responsible for the beard cream here." Haha!

Recently, the hand is tight, many times, please ask for no fruit, this day, I have a wife to go to the bathroom, I quietly draw two hundred yuan banks from my wife's wallet and put it into my pocket. Not long after, the wife suddenly shouted: "Husband, my wallet is less than 200 yuan, you take?" I replied loud: "No." I went to pour the water, I saved the money from the pocket I went back to my wife's wallet, I saw my wife in the tea cup. I was attentive: "You look at it again, see if it is wrong." The wife took the wallet, and the number of surprises shouted: "It is strange, this How can I have more than one hundred yuan! "God! I am busy mistaken, and I put a hundred dollar bills back.