Happy moment: Suspected that his girlfriend and neighbors have something to do, stealing her mobile phone to send her text message: Break up2021-11-28 06:03:50 59 ℃
I suspect that my girlfriend and neighbor have an legs, secretly use my neighbors to my wife:, break up ... my girlfriend ... I know you? Stinking rogue! This is finally rest assured.
Can't you know? I am very embarrassing!
Director, this wall can not do carefully, the bricks falling too much!
I am slimming, I really only eat a bowl of rice!
The bad breath is more suffocating than the body odor, the foot is more suffocated.
Sister, you should be the first person who dances to the stinking ditch
Translation of grounding gas
Memory big treasure sword
A few months ago, my mother introduced me to the blind, talking is very good, and it also determined the relationship. When we went shopping, she suddenly said to see my mobile phone. I wanted to give this set in my heart. Fortunately, I have prepared it, and I deleted it. When I was dark, she said: You also play the segment? I said: Well. I saw her smiling and opened my segment, suddenly throwing the phone on the ground, said: We break up! Later, the phone didn't get it. WeChat will not, just I have finally can't help but send her a text message to ask her: Why do you break up with me? She is faint to come back four words: the points are too high!
Go to the mother-in-law, gave a little scorpion, a betel nut. I saw the mother of my mother! The mother is anger: "You have a smell, you don't want your sister! How big is she! Do you start your wife?" I explained her, then gave her one, the reaction is more powerful than the little scorpion! At this time, the old man came back .......
Efficiency experts patrol everywhere in the office, he asked a business man: "What are you doing?" The salesman replied: "Just idle, this will be fine." Experts go to another table. Ask a picking nails: "What are you doing?" Go: "There is no thing now." Then I saw the expert wrote a notebook: "Post repeat".
On the day of the road, I took a bus card. I took a bus on the next morning to go to school. I got on the car to swipe the card, and the voice had returned "old card" for a long time. . . The eyes of a whole can I take me. . . I am in a hurry: I look at it, I have died for sixty years. Today is a joy to see!
There is Tian A escaped in the dormitory, send text messages to B in class: Name? A: Point, no help you, hahaha. For a while, A reply: Just check the dormitory, I climbed to your bed.
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