Joke: A few days before the college entrance examination, the classmates said: In fact, I have already guaranteed Zhejiang.2022-01-12 06:05:11 65 ℃
I saw a friend who made a number several times, but the other party did not pick up, he obviously feels very lost.
I comforted up before: "The other party will definitely hear it, just not pick it up, it must be that you play people."
Who knows that he is not angry: "The phone is stolen is not you!"
Go to the small selling department to buy things, see the five-way melon seeds, by the way, handle it to the boss when checkout. The boss put the melon in the scale, then, looked at the display amount started. I looked at him from 4 pieces of 1 hair to 4 pieces, the boss was satisfied with the full hand and said: 4 pieces! "
In the past few years, a good friend opened a small shop selling ravioli and noodles, looking for a girl as a waiter. When I was sitting in the store, my friend said that the girl said, quietly told me: "I haven't seen it?" I have been getting diligent. "After two people got married to the eyes!" When I went to the store, I found that my friend was mopping, the girl sat in the chair and said: "Diligent, there is no brush!"
That year, the other I learned in the class, and I didn't mean the results than the results. So starting to be more smarter, two months before the college entrance examination, meet not review, I will go to the Internet cafe to play games! Until the college entrance examination a few days ago, the classmate asked me to drink, I said to me when I was half drunk: '' didn't want to harm you, in fact, I have already guaranteed Zhejiang, you quickly review it! '' I stunned out the Harvard's admission notice ...
Dad is a passenger car, I like to sing some old songs while driving, and the passengers in the plane are flying on the road. Good mood, singing and singing, suddenly the car is quiet, all people look at the old dad in ethanical eyes in their own singing, only listening to him loudly: pig! Sheep! Where to send it! Where to go ...
Once, I was playing at the end of the night, I went to the entrance of the community, I found that my mother is waiting for me. I will know that my mother is loved to me. At that time, my mother was very great under the light of the street light. I was still waiting for me here. If she is not holding a root stick in her hands.
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