Joke: I have encountered many students who haven't seen you, she laughed: I have to be with my daughter.

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Joke: I have encountered many students who haven't seen you, she laughed: I have to be with my daughter.

2022-01-15 06:06:12 31 ℃

1. Lying together and watching TV with Xiaomao women. I feel a little thirsty, I said to her: little baby, go to the cup of water. She went back and white, I said: I called the baby in my mouth, but I made people like it. Is there such a happiness?

2. The elders introduced me a girl, let me go to blind date, I don't want to get married at all, and I deliberately sneak a lot of garlic. After seeing people, I took out a biscuit, and I had a slag, while chatting with her. The sister saw that I had fragrant, asked if I could tear a piece of cake. I immediately called the head, saying the nostril and said: "Don't give it!" I didn't expect that the sister thought I frank, not hypocritical, she took a thousand sheep to die. I will marry me.

3. My wife is really quite inclusive. Since I have an angry, I can't take it for her, until I gave her 520 yuan to her in Alipay, she gone. So after she is angry every time, I will transfer, and later, she is angry. More and more, and my money is less and less. Sometimes I think, I feel that I dug a pit.

4. Always miss the high school and the same table is not smoked. Now 40 years old, I haven't talked about love, my parents arrange blinds for me. One day, the mother said a blind date. Going to see the girl is actually the same table for many years! My excited brain is hot, and I asked myself: Are you okay? She lowered his head: Is you looking for my daughter?