Funny gif Function: I saw this scene when I went to the bride.

1. Sleep with my mom last night, forgetting the window, and get up in the morning and not ventilated. . . Suddenly heard that the old mom was proud of the father and said: "I woke up in the middle of the night, I feel cold, I have not closed the hairsie window, I will hurry back to the house to sleep, but I have no cold."

2, go to the big gear with friends, there is a midway to come to me, "" Boss, good people are safe! "I:" Big Brother, there is no money to eat in this place "乞丐:" I know "me: "Then why don't you go to Star Hotel?" 乞丐: "There is no relationship there!"

3, the wife went out to buy food, I played with my daughter at home. At this time, I called my wife's name, I guess it is the express, and then got up and wanted to open the door. At this time, my daughter said: Don't call, my father is at home. I looked at the daughter's innocent eyes, I was forced, and I do this.

4 If you are now on the 9th bus, a brown bag, please get off the bus as soon as possible, otherwise there is bloody disaster. Then he got off ...

5, I have talked about my girlfriend, I was online, I have been talking for a long time, I have also opened videos, early morning, noon, at night, I am talking, I feel very good, I have been mentioning, she disagree, she doesn't understand Why, then, finally agreed to meet, and I did not know what she was concerned, she wore clothes very thick, big summer, I do not know, then open room, she undressed, the taste, how will the woman underarm odor ?