Funny paragraph: Xiao Zhang ate at a restaurant, eat it, and finds that only flies

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Funny paragraph: Xiao Zhang ate at a restaurant, eat it, and finds that only flies

2022-05-14 18:05:58 17 ℃

1. I have a sister, walking on the street that day. Come on a color uncle. The road was very narrow, so the two collided. Uncle color: "Little sister, you don't see if you walk! You can't let it." The sister listened, and said, "I won't let it, just don't let it, what can you do?" Let, do you let your sister -in -law give? "

2. One day, the family went to a restaurant for dinner. After eating, there are a lot left. My mother asked her son to pack a few plastic bags to the waiter. After the bag, there was an extra plastic bag. The mother asked her son to go back, but the son didn't understand. He walked to the waiter and asked sincerely: "There is an extra plastic bag here, can .... .. Can you pack it? "The waiter was stupid.

3. Xiao Zhang ate at a restaurant, and found a fly. So he called the waiter and pointed at the flies and said, "What's the matter": "It's not me to kill" Xiao Zhang: "I know it was not you killed, I asked you what to do?" The waiter should be : "First notify the family members of the deceased, then call 110"

4. Wife: What's wrong with you? Husband: The boss invited us to drink, drink too much, headache. Wife: I know that I will have a headache when I drink too much wine, and I still have to drink! Husband: If you do n’t drink free wine, my heart will hurt!