Humorly Celebration: Today, a school girl came to our police room and said that her wallet was stolen in the cafeteria. We asked him how to lose it, why not let it go well, she said that she used a wallet in the cafeteria and returned. Essence Essence

Want to learn positive bones

Poor people's early house, your child can only play mobile phones, right?

The bear child is absolutely pitted with parents, this big run is abandoned ~

Girl, you have forgotten the medicine

There are hail and lightning in the local area, please pay attention to travel safety

In the evening, I went out to buy roast duck with a few roommates. After taking one of the bosses, I found a less leg. We asked her to change a roast duck. As a result, she said, "After reading the sages for so many years, I don’t know respecting this one. The disabled duck, let it fulfill the wish of being a roast duck? "We were speechless.

At noon office dinner. After dinner, everyone chatted. The director took out a match. The colleague Xiao Sun immediately took out his own fire machine and handed it over. The director frowned and said, "Do you want me to pick up the lighter to pick up teeth?" Haha!

Is this intrigue world a little true? The mobile phone is even on the computer, and both are asking whether to believe each other.

When you drove: Do n’t you have long eyes walking? Intersection When you walk: Can't TM drive? Intersection

Outside the school yesterday, a aunt and a girl were selling grapes. Auntie sells cheap, no one is asking, the girl is expensive, but a large group of boys are crowded in front of the stall ... When the boys are scattered with the grapes, the aunt said to the girl, "Listen to the mother, right? ... Come to a group of male students over there, hurry up, ... yes, then lower ... Today The child strives to be sold out. "