Happy moment joke: After get off work, I dare not go home and stand at the door of my house

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Happy moment joke: After get off work, I dare not go home and stand at the door of my house

2022-06-24 06:18:15 17 ℃

After get off work, I did not dare to go home, standing at the door of my house, thinking of my wife's earnest eyes, he was hesitant. Listening to my wife's cutting vegetables, it made me shattered, my head, strong, and strong. Bold, slammed the door and shouted to his wife loudly: "Wife, it's too hot today, I spent a dollar!"

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daughter in law! How much is it today! All powder!

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Today, this network is a bit big

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Come, give me a girl on the left side of a roast chicken.

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How important is it to find a group of strong best men, saving a lot of red envelopes, the bride takes it away

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Buddy, your technology is very slippery, I am frightened to see me

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Who stolen it out!

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This autumn pants are so cool

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Mineral water, I only drink spicy flavor

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The auntie is particularly beautiful, and she said that she is not like my wife and sisters with my wife. On the day of April Fool's Day, I wanted to make a joke, and sent her a message: "We are really inappropriate, break up!" Then I wrote the second one to prepare to send it out: "Happy April Fool's Day!" You can't send it out! Move, this is to kill my rhythm!

On the day of getting married, my husband's friends went home after finishing the cave room. We were tired for a day and wanted to sleep early! But in the middle of the night, I heard a alarm ringing, and my husband went down to find it! After an hour after another, one hour after another. My husband found the alarm clock all night, and found six. I want to say that this is my wedding night. When you get married, you have a good look!

The clothes I bought online, I did n’t look good when I took it home, so I asked my boyfriend to go to work on the way to work, and sent it back. As a result, my boyfriend lost it halfway, and came back from get off work. half an hour. The boyfriend was scolded and took two hundred yuan from a book on a bookcase and handed it to me: otherwise you buy it again. Now the fryer is completely frying ...

The boss: "Xiao Liu, I was working overtime so late." Xiao Liu smiled: "It should be more to do more for the company. Besides, I don’t work hard, how can you raise me!" The boss I also laughed: "Yeah, you usually work hard and you should praise. By the way, I heard that you have recently made a Weibo, and the popularity is very prosperous. It is expected to increase the salary. Mali opened his Weibo. The boss was boasting while watching: "The popularity is really prosperous ... the content is also good.. Can this make money?" Xiao Liu: "This is not. Popularity has just come up. Recently, I have made a Weibo marketing. I can't make a few money." The boss: "Oh, since you can earn extra money, this salary will not be added to you." Xiao Liu Zheng wanted to fight for it again, but the boss stood up and walked out of the office. He walked to the door and left a sentence: "I see that your work hours are also updating Weibo!"

After getting home from get off work, my wife told me that I lost money today and had no mood to cook. I quickly comforted: "It's okay, I will do it, you will be happy when you go to the game." After eating, I also consciously washed the bowl, and my wife was still very sad: "Well, sad, clothes, and clothes also also. I don't want to wash it anymore. "I said," Don't think about that, I'll wash it. "When I was sleeping, I couldn't help but asked her," Daughter -in -law, how much money did you lose? "My wife said," I I dare not say. "My hand comfortably said," It's okay, my husband doesn't blame you. "My wife whispered:" I drop a steel? "